PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG………..

What recession?

All of these joints are offering free shit if you tell them you voted today.  Apparently, this might be against the law, but the attorney general said they won’t be pressing charges.

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Upon finding this youtube video, it has been on repeat nonstop.  Natural rhythm seems to ooze out of this self taugh dancer.  I can just see Beyonce stealing these moves and using them in her video.

Satan get behind thee!!

Ok, this cat is out of control.  Not only does it unscrew the lid of off the jar of peanuts, it sticks its paw into the jar and scoops up some salty nuts and places them in its mouth.

Next Tuesday Evening– Grant Park – Obama acceptance speech

If you want to attend, you need to register for a ticket. They are completely free.

Follow the link below if you would like to go.

http://www.democrats.org/ElectionNight

An official printed ticket is required for entrance. Each official printed ticket is valid for the ticket holder and one guest.

You must sign up at the link above for a printable ticket. Your official printable ticket will be emailed to you prior to the event.

One request per person. Duplicate requests from the same name will be rejected.

For security reasons, do not bring bags. Photo ID is required. Please limit personal items. No signs, banners, chairs, or strollers allowed.

Dum dum dee dum dum dum dum dum dumm! She’s gone Crazay Neow!

I remember when strippers used to dance to music and singers used to sing.  This day and age the two professions have merged into one.

Cher did this back in the 80’s  when she sang, “If Aye cull turn back Ti-ummmah!”  Considering Cher looks younger now than she did 20 years ago, I would say she got her wish.

Nancy Grace had the mother of William Balfour, the dude accused of murdering Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew, on her show last night and let’s just say Nancy “keeps it real!”

Michelle Davis Balfour claims her son isn’t involved in the murders and she kept changing her story throughout the interview.  Michelle also got all snippy and salty with Nancy!  That is not the thing to do.  Finally, Nancy inner black girl came out!

Even though Nancy got all “95th and Dan Ryan” with Michelle, she never fully unleashed her fury.   Why does Nancy always have that look on her face, as if she walked nose first into a shit ghost.

Skip to about the 5 minute mark to see Nancy in action.

Why is it that the mention of the word hip hop makes the avg white person instantly start “beat-boxing”, doing the MC Hammer, and muttering the words, “whats up G or Dawg !”(Thanks to American Idol’s Randy Jackson)

This of course is followed by the crossing of the arms and posturing into their best B-Boy Stance.  I am surprised no one  thought to  bitch slap a ho or bring a pistol and pop a cap in someone ass.  After all, isn’t that what hip hop is all about?

Not only is the absurdity of negative stereotypes displayed in this video…even more amazing is watching the Black guy with no rhythm.  Enjoy!

What is Halloween?  When I was a child, I was told that Halloween was Devils Night.  A night that all the evil spirits were allowed to roam the earth collecting souls.

As an adult, the definition has changed.  It Slut’s Night.   A night that all the adults drink themselves into oblivion,  piss in the streets, wear the least amount of clothes imaginable and try to be original.

Here are the costumes I think will be so original, yet unoriginal. (in no particular order)

1. Sarah Palin :  red short skirt suit, hair in bun, glasses.

2. Pig in Lipstick: see number one but add pig mask.

3. Michelle obama:  The  Afro-centracized image that appeared on the The New Yorker publication. (afro wig, machine gun toting, camo pants, combat boots.)

4.  Micheal Phelps : cap, goggles and speedo.

5. The Joker:

6.  Barrack Obama (white guys in black face…don’t get beat down..lol)

7. Fannie May & Freddie Mac : use your imagination on that one

8  Amy Whinehouse:  beehive , white powder below nose, or fake needles in arm, tats.

9. Batman

10 Hanna Montanna: slut in sheets.

One could easily argue that Mrs. Palin is one ice block short of an igloo.  However, who can deny her beauty.  So what if she wants to set w omen’s rights back a few decades with her view on abortion.  Not since Jackie O has political figure exuded such beauty and class.

I am having a hard time understanding what is all the hoopla about Palin’s 150k republican shopping spree.  Beauty has a price!  It takes money to make money in the modeling and fashion industry.  Sarah is highly marketable and is sure to attract lucrative modeling contracts.

Caribou Barbie’s plan to break the “glass ceiling” for women and merge fashion and politics should be applauded.   Sorry, Hillary but pantsuits or so 80’s.

Here are some statistics for you.

Alaskan Governor salary: $70,000 per year

Vice President of the U.S: $198,600 per year

Supermodel of the World: $17,000,000 per year